Ring Rhubarb, alias Martin Solity, on 020-8800-5009 or, if phoning from outside the UK (0)4420 8800 5009. If he cannot answer please leave him a message telling the nature of your event and if possible its date, time and location not forgetting to leave your name and phone number….yes, it has happened! If urgent you could try his mobile on 07968 969 846.

Alternatively you can write to: 72, Hillside Road, LONDON, N15 6NB England. Or why not e-mail now rhubarbtheclown@onetel.com

Please note for Health & Safety reasons, children should always be accompanied by a responsible adult.